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I'm a hoarder of fanfics, check out my collection in the reading lists I made.
I also write, just not that often. (Slow updates! Yay!)
Severely mentally ill and borderline psychotic pervert & sadomasochist.
Total simp but would never give out money lololol
I'm a super ultra mega dick.
I'm a very dehydrated individual (hella thirsty, in every definition of that word).
!ALL LIVES WON'T MATTER UNTIL BLACK LIVES MATTER!
what I crave 24_7:
× WTAER
× being alone, serene silence.
× death
× music
As a wise woman once said, "Suck a dick dumb shit!".
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ScummiestScumbag
Apr 12, 2024 10:39AM
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A memoir to the fictional characters and actors and actresses that made me feel any way about them