♥ I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out ♥  
♥ Ever looked at your ex. and wondered "Was I drunk the entire relationship?" ♥ 
♥ "Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just as stupid does out of yours ♥ 
♥ "Hi, May I help you?" "No, I just waited thirty minuets in the line to hear you talk shit" ♥ 
♥ I wish I was as thin as my patience ♥ 
♥ I am not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping ♥  
♥ Zombies are looking for brain. Don't worry, you're safe. But what about me? ♥

♥  Hey, I found your nose! It was in my business ♥