A zoology teacher asked the class "What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?" The class answered: a lioness.
Funny quotes :)
The children began to identify the flavors by their colors: Red is cherry, yellow is lemon, green is lime, and orange is orange. Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!" The teacher had to leave the room.
Tehehe!! love this quote :)
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
I agree with this quote :)