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I'm a nerdy fangirl like just about everyone else on this platform.
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GUESS WHO FINALLY SAW FANTASTIC BEASTS AND HAS A HUGE CHARACTER CRUSH ON NEWT!!! HE IS MY BELOVED AWKWARD BEAN AND I LOVE HIM!!! THE MOVIE ALSO INSPIRED ME A TON AND NOW I'VE WRITTEN ANOTHER SCHPEEL...View all Conversations
Stories by ShadySchaffer
- 3 Published Stories

Book O' Random Quotes
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This is just a collection of really weird and funny crap I've heard from my friends, teachers, and other vari...

Book O' Random Quotes 2
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The sequel.
Twice the weirdness.
Twice the random.
Get ready for round two.