Spiritually 80 years old; has too many children (emotionally); here to get in internet fights (or, on the other end of the spectrum, debates over unexpectedly heavy subject matter with strangers) and write angst; hate crabs (ESPECIALLY coconut crabs, we absolutely cannot be friends if you do not condemn them for their crimes against evolution, which might seem like a strange thing to draw the line at but just like alksfasdfj look them up PLEASE and I think my logic for using your opinion on this magnificent and terrible beast as a gatekeep to our friendship will become IMMEDIATELY clear; if you still have questions, please know I AM prepared to defend my position from a place of moral and intellectual superiority-- I simply am unable to respect you if you emotionally support any flavor of crustacean).

Wanna chat? I love getting to know the community, so PM me (once again, if you are not condemning crustaceans, this does not apply to you, and I'd ask that you stay very, very far away from me at all times)!

Will respond to any pronouns (and most derogatory nicknames, come to think of it), but they/ them hits different and is always appreciated.

<3 and so, so proud of you,
-- g.e.e.