@JohnTalmondTheSecond No, they're not. They're stupid and unwieldy. And narwhals handle their teeth very well, they're not cumbersome at all.
That doesn't make me a redneck, I don't have sex with cows, and I don't make or drink moonshine. You have to quit being so stereotypical.
And how do our conversations always escalate to these stupid fights? Oh that's right, it's 'cuz you are a retard.