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@NashTheMashPotato .........You.... forgot. Dammit, Nash! What the hell was it?! O.o

@NashTheMashPotato What? What what what?!

@NashTheMashPotato All right, good sir. xD

@NashTheMashPotato Well, I suppose that's a good thing! :)

@NashTheMashPotato Hi Nashy! What's up, babes? ;)

@JohnTalmondTheSecond Time to switch songs!
          
          New Jersey bound. Sound asleep, they'll find you at your most vulnerable poll position. Speak up, let out. And down the street the corner boys fuck shit up! Scream loud! Scream sayonara, oh oh oh! Sweet Josephine, will you follow me home?

@JohnTalmondTheSecond The words you scribbled on the wall, the loss of friends you didn't have. I'll call you when the time is right. Are you in? Or are you out? For them all to know the end of us all. <3

@JohnTalmondTheSecond No, they're not. They're stupid and unwieldy. And narwhals handle their teeth very well, they're not cumbersome at all.
          
          That doesn't make me a redneck, I don't have sex with cows, and I don't make or drink moonshine. You have to quit being so stereotypical.
          
          And how do our conversations always escalate to these stupid fights? Oh that's right, it's 'cuz you are a retard.

@JohnTalmondTheSecond Never, they are friggin' stupid.
          
          Okay, so there. And I'm not an actual redneck, you know. I just work and live on a farm. And you're disgusting and pathetic.

@JohnTalmondTheSecond Narwhals have fucking teeth that function as stabby swords, so they win! Shark arms are stupid.
          
          You are a sucky jerk, who will never know the touch of a woman. And you're a fucking Canadian, which makes you infinitely as bad as me.