"So I guess we're back to us, oh cameraman, swing the focus in case I lost my train of thought, where was it that we last left off?"-Panic! At The Disco

"I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar. I've never made a bet, but we gamble with desire. I've never lit a match in the intent to start a fire, but recently the flames are getting out of control."-All Time Low

"Not all guys with mustaches are pedophiles, but all pedophiles have mustaches."-Daniel Tosh

"I like to smile! Smiling is my favorite!"-Will Ferrell

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My name is Evie and I like rusty spoons. I'm quirky with a dash of fancy sauce and crunchy peanut butter. You jelly, bro? 

I'm Mrs. Sheeran. Your point is unvalid. I am above you.

If you're a Harry Potter fan, you'll understand my username. If you don't understand it: too bad. I don't have any time to explain it to you Muggles. Time is running out: I have to get the horcruxes.