"The plot thickens, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor?"


PROJECTS:
🥊 Knock Him Off His Feet (completed)
🦹🏻 Slater, VILLAIN (work in progress)
🤴🏻 Donovan King Breaks the Rules (discontinued - but still there for your reading pleasure)


CURRENTLY READING:
👗 The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo
💀 Vicious
🗡 Dance of Thieves
❓Anything else I find interesting, honestly... 
❗️Story recommendations are highly encouraged!


MY THREE RULES ARE:
1️⃣   Don't walk slowly in the hallways.
2️⃣   Never use the same spreading knife for different condiments.
3️⃣   I will not tolerate language of any kind that uses the words "precipice" and "moist". 


Thanks for stopping by (if you could call staring at my profile picture for an inhumane amount of time "stopping by").