Okay... So. Me. I'm a very complicated topic. Sure you don't want to change the subject?


   How about let's make this, instead of an 'About Me' section, can we make it an about 'About Mark Twain' section? 


  Mark Twain is an American author who absolutely HATES Jane Austen- 


  No? You want it about me instead?  Well, you asked for it. Take a seat, a steaming cup of tea and a few sleeping pills.

So, are you comfortable? Sedated?


Let us begin.  

A great person once said, "To journey a person's mind, you must journey their living space." (I'm not sure if anyone actually said that, but someone ought to.)


Go to my room, it's the one at the end of the hallway. You can go inside, but make sure you knock first!


Yep, very organized, I take pride in that fact (Just don't look at my closet). And what are you staring at? No, those aren't bloodstains on the wall, you silly thing. That's paint. Well, I think it's paint. Anyway, moving on...


You'll find my desk at the corner, right under the bookshelf (Yes, I have read everything on that bookshelf. Even those thick ones over there. More than thrice each, I might add). And hey, no peeking at my notebook!


Are you ready? Okay, open the drawer on the bottom of my desk. Take a good look. Everything in that drawer, everything in it, it captures the very essence of me. That in there, that's my 'About me page', that's me.


Now, I know what you're thinking. 'I read this entire page wanting to learn about Shia and all it tells me is that I'd have to break into her room to find out? What a rip off! I want a refund.'


Now, now, let's not be fussy. We are, after all, in a capitalist society.


Meaning, we don't give exchanges, returns or refunds. Have a nice day! And make sure you visit the gift shop on your way out.