Shrek is my lover. I worship Shrek every day. I have a personal shrine to Shrek with all of my Shrek merchandise on it. I want to live with Shrek and be with him forever, eating onions and sleeping in the swamp. Shrek and I were meant to love each other and to live together in our swamp for eternity. He and I had some fun tiems, and it was ogrewhelming, but that's okay. I'm willing to do anything for the Ogrelord.