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What the hell i havent been on wattpad for months and now 30 second long ads play in between chapters? Thats not how a book works!

@Krish1738 oh no

The amount of snow outside is amazing
          
          and this even isnt the storm thats coming
          
          oh lordy

i crack myself up i went to my notebook of things to say in a book and the last thing i entered was "You chicken fried f*ck."
          
          i dont even know where i got that

If Plan A fails, remember that you still have 25 more letters left.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?
          
          Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

the year is 2020. everyone has perfect vision.

OH MY GOD ONE OF MY CLASSMATES BROTHER WAS JUST DECLARED MISSING NO

One time my mum was younger (14?)she standing through the sunroof on her friends car and the police came after them and the driver shot off with her still standing up and they got away. 

* Mum comes back in from outside *: It's snowing.
          * Me doing homework *: Okay. *sudden realization *: Wait, WHAT? 
          Look at the date. Then think about the months snow is supposed to fall. If snow is falling now, that means it's cold. The forecast says it is 1 degree (33.8 in Fahrenheit) with light snow. In May.
          * flops on ground *: I'm done.