Sideways Kid

Holy crap, I've been offline 
          WAY TOO LONG. I HAD OVER 99 NOTIFICATIONS!
          Like, I was gone maybe a month or two..? Anyways, I can't believe I was gone that long.

I had a dream where this guy tried to make me EAT A DEAD BAT. HE SAID I WAS PICKY. WTF IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN!!!

I just had a dream where I sold a single roll of toilet paper for 50$-

I'm trying to think of a story to write but I'm triggered that I can't- 

My mom is forcing me to go to my friend's house and they have a pool and I feel so insecure in my bathing suit-