I don't have a dirty mind. I have a very sexy imagination.

"I was once a tree, but then I didn't turn into a tree, I turn into a small sapling, which turned into a GIANT tree that made me big and strong. Because I'm not Batman. Or a dude with double eyepatches. Or a dude whose had a million faces since I have known him because he changed his skin a lot. So yeah...that's awkward"

"Are you... On drugs?"

Please don't yell at me to update. I will get to it eventually. I don't have a set writing schedule, so updates are random and unannounced.