Two girls who love stories. 

Read A Collection of Crazy Stories for a good laugh, 
Lixiee When She is Crazy or Otherwise for some mindblowing tales.
Ellenarchary: a biography for some supermegafoxyawesomehot stories about a fellow author.
The incorrigible deeds of Reginald the anorexic hippopotamus for some interesting insights from Reginald.
Soul Swap for an actually kinda serious story which is awesome. Oh wait, it isn't published yet.

At the moment it may seem like we are just a couple of idiots writing nothing but stupidity, which is entirely true, but we are also in the making of an actual serious, proper story. So, be on the lookout, but knowing us it'll probably take all year (literally). It's called Soul Swap by the way. And probably will take us several years at this rate.

So, adios amigos, vegemite toast forever.
But I hate vegemite.
Tough luck.