I am a poet primarily, since I'm resigned to the fact that I can't stick to writing long-winded stories very well, though I am often inclined to stalking the web spewing 'haet' at my fellow Wattpadders' stories. Evidently, I'm a bloodhound for cliché plot devices and a ravenous devourer of Mary Sues. So don't take it personally if I make an appearance in your comments box giving you a good old-fashioned impromptu critique. :]