Hello! My name is Leo and welcome to my profile!

First of All... Yeah.
I love writing stories, playing, and reading.


Things I may not do in Hyrule:

1. I may not scare Dark Link with my flashlight.

2. Link is not in love with Dark Link. Therefore, I will not accuse him of twincest.

3. I will also not give said Links honeymoon suite.

4. It is not necessary for me to call Ganondorf "Ganondwarf." Having not done this, I will not inquire on the well-being of Frodo.

5.Under no circumstances am I to introduce Zant to caffiene.

6. "Fishing for Ganon" is NOT an acceptable form of recreation.

7. I will not wake Dark Link with "Good morning, Miss Sunshine!" He does not find this ammusing.

8. Navi is not the reincarnation of Ganondorf.

9. Mass destroying Hyrule does not earn me a spot on "Ganondorf's favorite people list;" I will stop soon.

10. When watching Link fight Ganondorf, I will not start a betting pool on the outcome.

I like Mystery, Action, Love, Humor, and Horror stories.