Hello... Is is me you're looking for?
 I am a bookworm that writes stories only because I want to read them. In my brain lie the most unimportant things you'll never need to know. 

My eternal struggle: I want to finish the book, but like, I *don't* 

3.14159, yes, maybe, only with whipped cream, never in slow motion, yo momma, to get to the other side, eww, it was self-defense, Ghost Busters!

I'm a Californian that lives in Spain.

I would tell you about all the fandoms I'm in, but we would be here far too long. 

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PUT THIΔ ΩΝ ΨΩUR PRΩҒILΣ IҒ ΨΩU ΔRΣ Δ DΣMIGΩD

10 facts 
1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realising that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realise I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realise there's only supposed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it. I know you did!

I edit books, so just PM me with the title and I'll check it out ASAP. 

Carpe Librum (seize the book)
Reading turns muggles into wizards, writing turns mortals into gods.