*Me and my boyfriend asking questions*
Me*Trying not to be a horny bitch*--Cloth or leather couch
Him-Cloth leather sticks after a while
Me--Dover obviously gonna be fucking on the couch!!
People:What you call your significant other Babe or baby there's no going back to their name that would be considered an insult
Me a trans guy who never gets called his preferred name: *Confused Unga* Bunga