People and friends I don't deserve are the only way I'm getting through life right now
"uH
do whatever you want
iM SupEr DEaD"
"You know how I got out of summer camp?
I uh, faked a spinal injury"
"Here's an itemized list of 30 years of disagreements"
Pettiness goals
*Hits pie with nose*
"Oh, that's a table"
"I'm sure there are scenes of me absolutely wacking poor orphan children"
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SnazSnake
May 03, 2019 08:36AM
HOOO WOWTHE NEW BMC CAME OUTAND LOSER GEEK WHATEVER IS SOOOO GOODAHAHAHHHHALSO THEY GAVE CHRISTINE MORE PERSONALITY AND I LOVE HERAND MICHAEL I LOVEAHView all Conversations
