m8 last night we had some mad banter. we was out with ricky aka rickinator 3000 aka captain clunge and we were feeling right peckish after buyin some trainers from JD when he said oi lads who fancies some cheeky nandos and we were like ricky u ledge that sounds sick let's smash it so we had an extra spicy chicken then we went out on a lash and ricky necked 10 pints and got hammered. m8 it was sick.

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I'm meme trash.