Well i found myself living here in Canada! (damn its cold)
Uhh and yea i eat raw fish for breakfast lunch and dinner (not to mention in between snacks) and for my last birthday my father gave me a hunting rifle for....HUNTING. Oh and i think my harpoon got stolen at school :/ But thats okay cuz when i grow up i can drive! I would have a polar bear or an orca and hopefully run over fish and planktons.
I really love NYC. and that is all. My dream colleges are NYU and Columbia (not Cornell because its NOT in Manhattan).
And I have a step-sis, Audrey. She is "Half Dutch half Chinese, in otherwords an asspwning ninja". But im waaaaaay asspwning than my sister. So... she should be grateful :]
Lastly why dont you go look at some stories of mine below... :D
BY THE WAY, go check out Audrey's profile (she's amazing) @NInjaComesNaturally, Krista my friend (amazing as well -.-) @krisgee, and Ray @xofreefallinox (she's also amazing -__-)
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Stories by Simon
- 3 Published Stories
One For Me, One For You
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A young man finds out his long lost father is a professional killer. When his mother is murdered, the son is...
Can't Touch This
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Once upon a time, in the past there lived a ninja Haruki and his asspwning sister Gen. The family lived under...
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Play, Stop, Pause and Play
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Two boys struggle to live with their mothers in NYC. But they find each other and they decide to go on a trip...
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