I'm new to writing anything very long. I can come up with great ideas but it just takes me a while to get them on paper and I probably won't ever be very grammatically correct, so bear with me on both of those things. I hope you enjoy my writing, and in case you cant tell by the lower section I can be very random and crazy. Anyways Enjoy :)                                                                        

                                                                          

                                                                            Amazing Random stuff

There is nothing wrong with talking to yourself or answering yourself. It's when you lose an argument with yourself and walk away with a black eye...

If your car could travel at the speed of light would the headlights work?

I usually say whats on my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue! 

When in doubt blame the person beside you.

They say dont drink and drive but yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricyle. It made me feel dangerous!

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.