Congrats you've found me. I though I wasn't really hiding. 
Now what? 
Are you going to arrest me?  
I've done nothing wrong! 
I haven't killed anyone sense like last week. Look I tried to be the good guy really I did but then it didn't work out so yeah. 

Oh your here for the profile okay. 
Then venture on but full warning to you that it may not be completely sane.