Wannabe writer, pretentious prick, deadbeat degenerate. My friends think that it's a cringy way to introduce myself but I find it funny.

I write because I like creating stories. Unfortunately for me, I wasn't blessed in the talent or the perseverance to draw, so here I am. My writing consists of things that I consider interesting, so unless I suddenly get really into Naruto, you won't be seeing any anime fanfiction here. 

Update timing for me is very loose because I write when I feel inspired. I'd rather pump out quality than quantity, or more accurately, squeeze as much creativity as I can from my few brain cells. Despite that, I want to at least force myself to have a somewhat regular work schedule. For now I'm aiming on once a week for at least one of the messes I'm working on.

DM me about anything you'd like. I'll try to respond.

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