" Admiral S.O "

I swear I'm not dead, guys! Please stop putting flowers on my grave, I’m not leaving for three years again.
          
          If you saw me disappear for nearly an entire month, you didn't. No, you didn't, stop lying to everyone. I’ve actually been here the whole time, I was just playing the greatest game of Where’s Waldo with you all (I haven’t). But, if you guys are so inclined to have me fuel your tall tales that I’ve been missing, to let everyone know where I've been in a simple phrase, graduation season is a bitc-
          
          Now that I’m done being a traveling boy and I know every fcking thing, I'm back around the time for the gay people month because you guys are gay or whatever. Hopefully, my affairs are in order (they’re not) and I can have a little more smooth sailing. Although I can't promise a lot even if I'm free(ish) for the summer, I want to hope that I'm a lot more consistent. This is what I get for restarting my account, only to realize that I did it during the most hectic time of my year .
          
          In short, expect content to slowly be posted, replies definitely getting replied to, and me teaching you guys how to do algebra.

we did it, boys and buckaroos! the first chapter of the excerpt series is now posted. i wanted to squeeze this out as my one productive thing for the day before i passed tf out (i literally just copy-pasted and manually made paragraph breaks for a little under an hour). 
          
          other rp buddies, do not be alarmed. I am still alive (jet lag and stress do not mix well in my smoothie of productivity) and kicking! expect a response into the wee hours of the night when you are dressed in your little nightgowns. i need a nap but i will not forget you!
          
          - S.O [:D]

Minor Updates! I promise I'm still alive, guys - we're just running a lil slow this week because I'll be heading off for a trip for like two days
          
          [:D] Slowly but surely we're adding real-life FCs to the oc book so eat your heart out ("no one cares" you say, then I start crying)
          
          [:D] The next 5 line-up of the character hotline will be posted hopefully after chapter 4 which will be out either today or tomorrow
          
          [:D] End of the week is when I'll be dropping my excerpts series, where I post all the short stories I had on my google docs, including the lemon fics I'm afraid, and letting you all read. First, we'll start with Elias and it only gets more insane from there

if there's one thing wattpad won't let me do, it's be great on the first try 
          
          Anyway, expect another character chapter by tonight and hopefully another by either tomorrow at a normal time or the wee hours of the night when you're tucked in going *honk mimimimimimi*

When I finally get off my ass and finish what I started in rewriting that individual rp book after pretty much a year of silence, it's over for you bitches. 

You still alive Original?

*quietly waddles in* (∇´ノ) * looks around* (ヽ´∇) 
          
          *sets down a box of cookies* 

Guess who's updating their Individual RP for the third time... 
          It's me. We been knew. 
          Anyways, I' m going to be updating my whole book to be a LOT more detailed than it previously was the first two times. This is the final version, so look out for that. With that, I'll have an OC book that holds the rest of the detailed information. 
           Also, new characters! YAYY....!

Here's your 100th Merry Christmas post of the day!
          
          ANYWAYS~
          -Merry Christmas
          -Happy National Pumpkin Day
          -Happy A'phabet Day
          -Happy Late Eggnogg day (December 24th)
          -Happy Kwanzaa 
          -Happy Hanukkah 
          -Happy Late Yap Constitution Day (Micronesia/Dec 24th)
          -Happy Late Independence Day (Libya/Dec 24th)
          
          Just, Happy holidays. I love you and hope your Christmas is filled with nothing but joy and awkward run-ins from mysterious family members who haven't seen you since you were a "baby." For those who actually read this stuff, love and thank you. The other ones who skip this, screw you and I hope that the dinner table moment got real awkward really quickly- just kidding, love you too. 
          
          Did I just make you read, or skim through, over 700 characters of text? Yes.

Do all the cars in the Disney Pixar's Cars franchise pay car insurance or life insurance?