Socialist/Communist America-Lemon

Hey gang! Lemon here :3
          
          I THINK EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRYHUMANS FANDOM HAS BEEN A GACHA KID AT LEAST ONCE
          
          but that’s just a theory…A GAME/FILM/FOOD/STYLE THEORY

Hi, guys. I just came on here to say-LEMONS GOING AWAY-AAAAAAAHHHHGGG
          
          (well, kinda)
          
          So, they’re going to [state name] for their siblings college choir thingy. It’s, like, 6 hours away or something. But, they’re not gonna be online tmmr or the day after tmmr. But, that also means my research (RODGERLINGS RRR) on Lemon’ll be paused…so…
          
          
          *dramatic sigh*
          
          
          
          
          …no lemon facts tmmr or the day after.
          
          
          
          
          I’M SO SORRY IDK WHAT TO PUT HERE :’)

Hello, welcome back, kick off your shoes, bc it’s TIMEEEEEEEEEEE!
          
          FACT ONE! They are amazing at 99 nights in the forest (in my opinion, but I kinda suck at it), and will act like a mom to everyone in the group. They also intentionally keep alien bodies for some reason.
          
          Fact two-They love plushies. Literally, their room-plushies. You can’t find one square foot in their room that doesn’t have a plushie. 
          
          Fact three; they are like a copy and paste machine or something-they will copy your habits, likes and dislikes (sometimes), and may even morph into a new person when around you. It was in this fashion that they got ADHD-they did not have it when they were younger (that, orrrr it just wasn’t as obvious, lol).
          
          Fact four! They have really long hair :3
          Like, their hair is 3/7 the size of their height :0
          
          Ok, I’m tired now lol. Anyways, GOOD MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT GANG! This was Thera, blah blah blah I want to sleep now ToT

Hello there-my name is Markiplier (no it isn’t DX) and welcome back *swaps voice out of mark* TO LEMON FACTS REHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHE! Fact one-they do not understand spelling…as they can’t spell. Fact two! They hoard all art supplies, shiny things, fidgets, nice smelling shit, plushies-ok, actually, they just hoard everything. Fact three! They met me at a hospital :3 (yes we are both fine) Fact four! They hate mint. Today, one of their friends gave them a dissolvable mint sheet thingy (they saw their other friend hand one over to someone else or something), and they actually died. Well, no, but, they licked multiple tissues, scraped it all off, and then bit R. TvT
          
          
          
          
          Uhm……AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-And thats all. Thera, BBC news (each day they are getting more rampant and ready for holiday shit-HELP ME PLEASE THEY KEEP PLAYING MARIAH CAREY BUT ON HELIUM AND COK-)

Hello! Thank u for checking out my book I must say i enjoyed your commentary 

Lemon fact-they’re gay. (I’m tired sue me)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
          
          ahem, sorry. Message from Lemon before I do Lemon Facts today-APPRECIATE THAT @Imsoepica DIDN’T DIE OR GET ***** TODAY :)
          
          On a more serious note, it’s ok to be scared-BUT you should know Lemon is committed to finding that boy and…well, to simplify their plans-
          
          1. Leak his I.P. Address and social security number
          2. Find him, and chop his dick off
          3. Lock him up in some basement
          4. Water board him
          5. Skin his fingers and keep the prints
          6. Shred his dominant hand in a wood chipper
          7. Force him to eat it 
          8. Smack the shit outta him
          9. Remember how to count
          17. Make him watch brainrot
          0.5. Gather all the people he’s ever stalked ‘out of love’ and for each girl, let them stab a random vein in his body
          -82. Sell his pubic hair on the black market
          -84+59/283. Let him go free
          55378008. Tax him until he cries
          
          And so on and so forth. Most I can’t say because Lemon will probably get demonetized. To the wattpad gods-their friend almost got ***** by a creepy dude who followed them. Pls don’t smite the account. Ahem, anyways-
          
          
          
          
          
          LEMON FACTSSSS! 
          
          Fact one: They think they’re manipulative, and no one can figure out how to answer that (or at least, I can’t. I’d say normally, no, but I’m biased so I got no clue).
          
          Fact two! They will proudly defend their dad’s cooking, and will shove the things he makes down your throat. And god damn, it’s good. Lemon’s dad has some recipes passed over via in-laws (The mom of Lemon’s mom), but they still prefer his cooking.
          
          Fact three~ They tend to steal, or lie. This seems bad, but they’re working on it. It’s an old coping strategy that relapsed sometimes-and they hate it
          
          Fact four- They like singing. But, they mostly love doing Karaoke with friends (they like how it feels to be in sync with ppl, as they can’t outside of singing).
          
          Final fact! If Lemon bites you-it’ll hurt. They have two extra half grown teeth on each side. Their teeth are also sharp as HELL. But, thats all! Thera, Lemon Facts, BBC News

HI BITCHES-sorry that I didn’t update Lemon Facts over the past…oh damn I missed a week-my bad gang 
          
          
          BUT I’M BACK NOW~
          
          Time forrrrrrrrrrrrr LIMÓN FACTS REHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEE
          
          Fact one: disclaimer, this will only make sense if you’ve tuned in to the other broadcasts- Lemon tried to make the ‘popular boys’ (the people who are just in that one giant friend group that are sometimes homophobic) say hi to Barb-Barb proceeded to rear up on her legs, and (according to lemon) clenched their hand a lot harder…the boys never forgot that day.
          
          Fact two! They have a shit memory. It picks some stuff to keep, and some stuff to throw into the abyss.
          
          Fact three! They climb trees. And people. And furniture. Ok, actually, they just like being tall.
          
          Fact four, our final fact-they get sad whenever someone brings up Lemon Demon (because they think you’re talking about them, and it breaks their heart when you say you aren’t) :’)
          
          AND THAT’S ALL! Thera, Lemon Facts-BBC news

Hello, folks! I would do a Lemon facts of the day, but Lemon has been claimed by a certain floofy boy…they can’t be bothered anymore :’)
          
          Uh, but from what I remember-Lemon knows how to fire a bow and arrow (and pretty well, too), and knows the concept of how to shoot any type of gun :)
          
          Nothing else is coming to mind, so with that, this is Thera, signing off for the day!

Hello, my fellow-ok, screw this, you already KNOW what time it is! Lemon fact number one! They are a die hard vegetarian, and animal life enthusiast (but they still gladly threaten humans and anything (Alive or dead) that annoys them). Fact two-They really love drawing! They’ve considered opening a countryhumans art book (as well as a dandy’s world one, too), but they have no ideas for what to draw. Three-they wrote a continuation of The Most Dangerous Game for school, and when they read it out to the class, oh god…they looked like they wanted to shit themselves (but couldn’t because their bodies locked up). And, number four, a bonus fact! Lemon LOVES grilled cheese. Like, LOVEEEEES it. They enjoy eating it with fries most of the time, and refuse to ever eat it with tomato soup. And that’s all, this was Thera, Lemon Facts! I’ll see you tomorrow, folks!