Socialist/Communist America-Lemon

hii, hru??
          Im just dropping by to say Merry Christmas!! (If u celebrate it, ofc)
          I hope u have an amazing and wonderful day!! <33

I think Jax ran over a little girl while speeding away from his childhood home and has not forgiven himself. :)

FYI, GANG! so, I’m going to be really busy. So is Thera. You might not hear from me much </3
          
          BECAUSE I GOTTA GET THEM HOES ON THE FLOOR AND ARCHED FOR ME-/j
          
          I actually have more finals, and I want to 100% the new Dandy’s World update. so, uh…sorry ig. Bye guyssss -Lemon

Rudie: One, two, three let’s-Ho, ho, ho!-Ho, ho, ho-Ho, ho ho-
          
          Ginger: No, no, no, no, no. That, uhm…that kinda sounds like-
          
          Rudie: ✨Like what?✨
          
          Ginger: Like…ugh, never mind.
          
          
          All the Mains (Caroling) THERE’S A SAINT AT THE NORTH POLE AND ISN’T SAINT NICK!
          HER NAME IS BOBETTE AND SHE’S GOT A LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-
          
          Rudie: CLITTT-
          
          Ginger: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDD-
          
          Bobette: HO, HO, HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE POLE! 
          I HOPE IT FUCKING SNOWS!
          DON’T EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH!
          HO, HO, HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE POLE!
          LET’S START THE FUCKING SHOW!
          ONE-TWO-THREE-LETS GO!
          
          Bobette, louder: TO THE NORTH POLE!!

Hewwo. I just want to say:RHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! TDAC’S 7TH EP IS COMING OUT TMMR! WITH THE NEW CHRISTMAS STUFF FOR DW! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! (FYI, I will not be here (if I can help it), as I will be grinding, and binging, and getting high on soda with the homies)

Anyways, good noight. I kinda wanna name a kid ‘Mayonnaise’, but bc their nickname will be ‘May’, no one will ask for their ‘real name’. Meaning the child will suffer with the quiet knowledge that they were named after a condiment OwO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well, gang. It’s time for my hibernation period. In 5 minutes, I will be going offline. Please, please, PLEASE pray (or kill ppl or give offerings or whatever you like) to ask for more snow-if I don’t get to go on my trip, no one needs to go get educated >:<

I'm so sorry. I don't deserve you.

I CALL ALL THE LEMON FOLLOWERS-THE CULT MEMBERS, THE POOKIES, THE BROS-REPORT @gl00pygl00per2 (but add a 1 to the end, making it gl00pygl00per21. I’m not actually making it a link bc I don’t want them to see it)! CHECK VEE’S ACCOUNT!