Dipping my toe in the metaphorical water by writing the true tales of how I had the job, man and life of my dreams. Once. Now I just have a lots of time on my hands, and made a bet with myself to see if I an write a whole book. At the moment, the odds are 6/1 and I think Ladbrokes' are still taking wagers.

Obviously, the names have been changed to protect the innocent.