OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM MY WIFE™️
"To my beloved fans and followers,
I am not dead, kidnapped, or in a secret witness protection program (though that last one sounds fun). I am simply:
1. Drowning in a black hole of academic despair.
2. Conserving all my mental energy to build the ultimate dream mansion in Roblox with my girlfriend.
3. Being incredibly, monumentally lazy.
I will officially return from my digital hibernation in approximately... checks calendar... 1,000,643 years. Or maybe just after my last exam. So, see you next month!
P.S. I love you all (but my girlfriend MORE!!). Now back to my cave."
(it was gpt yes)