I always knew I was going to write a book about my life. I always thought my life and a lot of the occurrences that have taken place were strange and I thought to myself" it just has to be! Or someone I met would've mentioned it by now for fuckin' sure. If someone knew about shit like this and never told me, I swear i will kick their ass for not heads upping me. Like for real. So this story will tell you a bit about me. I'd  probably get it wrong anyway I think writers get it wrong when they write their own introductions. I'll tell you what, my book Is going to have poems intertwined with It so I'll write a poem for my introduction okay? I hope you'll join me on a story you'll not be sorry to have  taken the time to peep. The opposite In fact. I'll warn you now, I'm sorry If It frustrates you, the way I talk and the language I use; you'll come around.... Thank you for your time  the honor of sharing It with me Dear Readercome take a look at a shining example off what you don't do....