So uhm...Not that it would be important, but I have to share todays trauma with you.
So for a background information: We have a very cute gay teacher couple, who's relationship is super healthy and kinda adorable. Usually I have neither of them in class but today my physics teacher was sick and one of said teachers deputized him.
He was super nice to us and we could do whatever we wanted, as long is it was silent.
Just so you know: The teacher who kept an eye on us is clearly the bottom in their relationship and he wore a turtleneck sweater.
Everything was fine, until we all noticed a visible bite mark on his neck...*cough*
AND THEN, WHEN HE NOTICED, THAT WE NOTICED, HE JUST SHRUGGED AND SAID: "Oh that? Yeah Mr. ******** is really good in bed"
I WISH HE DID NOT SAY ANYTHING!!!!