Warning! May contain traces of bad humor... proceed at your own risk.
Hi random person that just so happens to be reading this. My name is _ _ _ _ _ _, but through unfortunate circumstances that I dare not mention, I am commonly known as 'Soup'.                                                                               
I am what you would call of the 'Teenage Species' and very much -like you- love to read (see we have so much in common already.) I have an unfathomable fascination with leprechauns (probably due to shared features such as height), and I would one day love to get a job cleaning mirrors (It's something I could really 'see' myself doing).
So that's me... and now that you've gotten this far I leave you with these words of wisdom...

If you ever get a cold just stand in a corner... I heard that it's 90° there.

and this question to ponder.........

what's blue and smells like red paint....................... Blue paint.