This bio is like ammonia. Its 10-12 on the PH scale. Because  its basic. 









Nerdy Socks Strikes again.  
B) 









Also, I like yaks. 











Furthermore, 
I WORK OUT (not)


































Ok fine. I'll change this pathetic excuse for a bio . Tomor- Next week. Probably. Maybe. I don't know. 


Am I supposed to live up to some kind of  "bio - expectation" here? HOLD CHO BREATH, YOU SHAMELESS BUNCH OF IDEALISTS, YOU'RE IN FOR A DISAPPOINTMENT. 





Ooh woo, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now
I been feeling it since 1966, now
Might be over now, but I feel it still






Catch ya later. *Moon-walks out of the room*

(HAHA I wish) 




No, I'm serious. I'm leaving. Just not moon-walking. 
Why?
*chuckles*  Ummm we got something called "Force of Gravity" here, Its got a 9.8 ms-1 downward acceleration. so unless you're on the Moon, you can't, you know....Moon-Walk. 

Except of course you're a guy who says, "He-He"  a lot and tries to impersonate a certain musician from the 80's.

Honestly, I don't understand what "He-He" means. Are you implying that you consumed too much Helium to achieve your aspirations of becoming a human Helium balloon which enables you to "Moon-Walk" ON EARTH? 

*sits cross-legged and claps* That's a rad plan.