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MiltonMarmalade
Oct 16, 2018 01:23PM
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A mermaid in the bath
A mermaid, the transformation of a boring accountant, an atomic submarine and a lot of jokes. Now available a...
A selection from 'Remarkably Silly...
The girl who was not a vampire. The heartbreaking breakup of One Direction. Freud and the Wolf Man. Love in s...
20 Answers to Life and Everything
Milton Marmalade's answers to Life, the Universe and Everything in 20 gnomic paragraphs.