*shuffles forward*
*shuffles forward a bit more*
*falls on face*
*stands up like nothing happened*
*strikes a pose*
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You didn't see anything.
I write fanfics and cry #edgy
UPDATE SCHEDULES CAN'T CONTROL ME
Also, I always follow back.
#StopHateOnMarl2k17
This has more hashtags than I expected ooooooooh boy
P.S.
Guys
Hey guys
I wrote a poem.
It goes:
Apples are hard
So is a dick
Dick jokes.
I hope you like my poem.
P.P.S. what if I told you that poem was about someone called Richard who's nickname is dick
lmao wow its 2019 and I'm back on this wagon but I'm not editing anything on this bio bc this is pure comedic gold
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