Hallo~! I am Spade♠! I am German, a sir (though female), like mustaches and narwhals, and have a glorious narwhal horn collection. I'm very strange and very weird and don't mind me I'm just poking ice cream with a penguin. o3o anyways... It's nice to meet you. Had best be getting used to my weirdness. You'll never get used to it if you don't start now.
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SpadeNomsNoms
Apr 18, 2015 05:33AM
I have a new phone and I don't remember my password so I'll be removing my stories and moving them to my next account. I'll post the username as soon as I make it.View all Conversations
Stories by Spade NomsNoms
Homestuck Fanfictions
A bunch of fanfics and whatnot. I own none of the characters or Homestuck.
Have fun children.
Just a Christmas reader insert. Have fun ;)
Dragon Embers
Um... It's a story? Read it? No I'm just kidding. A young half-dragon is living life like normal when suddenl...