ButterySalt

Love of my life. I am deeply hurt by the letter you have mailed back to me. Sprucegal? Why had you not informed me of this engagement? Romantic entanglement? I feel that I still remain a part of this family. Why do you keep secrets from me, my love? Pushing aside my pains, if sprucegal is good enough for you, then she is good enough for sticc boy and me. As you have ceased the production of your edible love for me, then you will not be surprised that I have forgotten you by now. This will be the last letter you receive from me along with the blood of a child's toe nails and the traces of hemoglobin you will find encased. There will still be a part deep inside of me that misses you, I hope you will know. Until the next time we speak, I pray that you will think differently of the impressions I have left on you and Spiderson. Farewell.
          
          - signed STICC BOI AND SPRUCE GAL BETTER GIVE ME GRAND-PLANTS

SpaghettiOreos

@ButterySalt 
            WHaT HOW DOES THAT WORK YOU JUST SAID YOU’VE FORGOTTEN ME BY NOW
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ButterySalt

My dear Steeb. The Steeb to my Buck of wood. I apologize that I have not returned home from my uplifting travels out in the swarm of baby arms across our house. Make sure to reassure our child that I still love them. As I struggle to type this due to the contagious sobbing of my banana peels, remember that I love you too so please don't stop cooking me food. I understand that I have no right to speak after the enlarged chainsaw incident back in 1742, but I ask for your mercy and affection. So, therefore I announce, "Giveth thou thy love and marcheth forward to a newest beginning uwu" As always, go on and kick more children.
          
          - signed STICC BOI IS ALIVE

Akiyama01

I saw your activity 0-0
          Many poles have been trampled over
          I actually saw that coming
          But what I didn't know
          Was that you were chatting with
          Me another me
          Her real name is Amber
          Good job0-0 
          I bet you haven't noticed
          And that the other Amber prefers Seven over ZEN MAI BOOTIFUL ROSE
          lol jk I don't have any roses sing YOOSOUNG decide to bail on me and got kidnapped by UNKNOWN
          ....;-;
          AH AND I WAS TOO LAZY TO READ THROUGH ALL OF IT SO YOUR LUCKY
          today but I will read all of it next time
          BE PREPARED 
          to face me when we get to school on the day I send you the message
          "I HAD READ ALL OF YOUR ACTIVITY"
          And that was that
                                                 Peace✌️ 
                                                       Akiyama01
          Aka:AmberOrange
          GET SKYPE
          Heheehheheheehheheeh
          I am warning you be prepared 
          

Akiyama01

I WILL one day
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SpaghettiOreos

@Akiyama01 OH MY gOSH WHAT iS ALL thIS
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xXPlant_KidXx1

I believe you forgot Kentucky Fried Claude XD

saltysukki

@xXJake_EnglishXx1 
            Its an inside joke so i dong think you get it sorry i dont mean to be rude or anything
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SpaghettiOreos

ghggGGGGGggggaASP
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xXPlant_KidXx1

@xXMituna_CaptorXx1 Oh! Well on your bio it say different kinds of chicken and well on CDawdVA's stream (youtuber) we talked about Kentucky fried Claude. XD
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jimin-hoe

thank you so much for the votes and comments <3

jimin-hoe

aaaa, tHANK YOU SO MUCH ;;
            i love your servamp one-shot book as well, it always manages to make me laugh ^^
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SpaghettiOreos

@jimin-hoe you deserve it all, you're such an amazing writer I ADMIRE YOU 
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