Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon, and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacons, sausage, and spam; spam, eggs, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, eggs, and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, and spam; ooooor Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
... Have you got anything without spam?