Hello world. Old people's skin sags because they are being dragged to the underworld. I ask questions nobody else dares to ask, like where are all the sour patch kids? I saw a rainbow the day my grandmother died, fucking lesbian. I said no to drugs once. I looked a bag of weed straight in the face and said in a stern voice. No. I was really high soo... 

     These are all Bo Burnham quotes, I don't own them.