I am the rat king, lord of the lizards, prince of the sewers, harbinger of the cheese, and the emperor of squids. 

I will write my silly little stories, and put my silly little pictures in them as I please. Writing is my hobby, not my job, and I intend to keep it that way.

Anyways, hope y'all get some enjoyment out of my writing, cuz I know I do lmao. (when I actually post something up here, still working on stuff)