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Your a piece of hot shit
SquidHauser
littleladywp
What does a squid look like?
FootballChicken
A squid is a creature that is really practiced with it's "extra" features. If they are alarmed(by any means) they will squirt you with their special liquids. Squids are also know for the shell around their heads and under any circumstance they will smash you hard with it.
SquidHauser
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Hey...you..
I would say that I was sorry for not being there for you...but I think we both know I wouldn't mean it. So I'll I can tell you is that someone close to me died in my Fam. It was super sad and shit...and I didn't feel like me for a while. I felt like other me...the sad ass depressing me. And let facial it... no one wants sad ass me coming to their house and just like kicking it on their couch and shit and just shrugging off every questing like..."Whatever zero fucks to give."
And while I can't say that I am back to a hundred percent of the awesomeness that is me...I can say that I have at least more ten fucks to give now than I did the day before.
So if you want my fucks in your face...all you have to do is ask for it. :) YOU know unless your a dude and I think that would make us both feel very uncomfortable. Well at least I would feel highly uncomfortable...
So anyways...yeah...so like in cumclusion...
I'm back bitches...
(But like bitches in the way you mean it towards everyone...not just chicks.)
FootballChicken
You sound great. XD
jeezus14
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@SquidHauser Sorry to interrupt (is it rude?) but.. I'm probably one of their blind followers eh? Well I mean I did read your bio and shit but I ain't totally creeped out or anything! Maybe..
SquidHauser
I'd like to thank all the people that gave me money for daily sayings. Many of you promised to keep paying if you remain anonymous. And I respect that...so just to let you know...your money is due in my account by Friday at the latest. Thx. Rev. The Squid
SquidHauser
i am a surf GOD. And like all good gods...I require a lot of your adoration and money for an undisclosed godly reason (New Transmission on the Squid Mobile). So if you require a special blessing from me to start your day...please message me and I will give you the account information to purchase you daily deep thought and sh*T. TRUST ME !!!!!!!!!!
SquidHauser
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One deep thought for five bucks...or three for ten. A full month of daily deep thoughts and shit for only thirty bucks. That only a dollar a day for deep shit. You cannot beat that price at any church of your choice. :)
SquidHauser
Its probably a mistake for you to follow me. I am not a nice person...I am not a good person. So you should vote on my book Deep Thoughts on Stupid Sh*T for Door to Door Christians. Its the Christian thing to do...TRUST ME!!!!!!
SquidHauser
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I like to think so. :) But so many people disagree with me that I am starting to doubt myself...but then I remember that I am a completely self centered arrogant egotistical asshole. And I feel so much better about myself. :)
issajoku
your bio is so badass lmao✨.
thanks for the follow.
CASPARITA
Heyy! Thanks for following :D
Please do check out my story if you can. I would really appreciate it ^_^
jeezus14
@SquidHauser DAMN.. She misunderstood big time! Awwwweee!! And sorry I look like a stalker right? Well I don't give a f.
SquidHauser
@Casparita Yeah okay. But I didn't find your request offensive or invalid...I was just politely warning you that I am not a good person. Wow...I can't believe I somehow managed to piss you off by being nice. 2 cool.
CASPARITA
I am sorry if you found my request offensive or invalid. You can most politely decline it or ignore it. In all honesty, it does not account for much of a difference. Have a great day :)
mcflyopen
hey dude thanks for the follow :)