Some people find me offensive...but I dont care.  Because  I am a surf GOD!!!   Ask anyone who know me and they will tell you that The Squid is the meanest thing in the ocean.  So yeah...that's me.  Mean, nasty and full of rage.   

So like everyone else I know was writing books and trying to get famous and sh*t...so I said f*ck it why not me?  And so I am going to write as many book things about about how awesome I am.   And if you don't like it...then like bad sh*t will happen to you.  Karma is a chick I know...and she is not cool.  Ha ha ha ha ha ha .

Whatever.

Also I have like sever ADD...and I write like I have ADD...so if you like a rambling man...who rambles his words...  you'll love me!

I dare you to f*cking care!!!