OMG WAIT OK LIKE IMAGINE RICH PARTY THROWERS DOYOUNG & JUNGWOO (LIKE GATSBY STYLE PARTIES) AND THEIR ADOPTED SONS RENJI BEING SECRET CANNIBALS AND NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS JOHNTEN & THEIR SONS MARKHYUCK GET AN INVITATION....
***** just read me a wall of text from my crush abt him gushing abt another girl and i could feel my heart break bruh.. my stomach hurts nd i feel like dying bruh i hate this i hate feeling like this omg
her: haha i told gilbert to marry another girl!! that sucks :(( what the hell am i gonna do?
me: HAHA HE LIKES ANOTHER GIRL?? HE SHOULD BE WITH HER- NO IM NOT JEALOUS??? HAHA ME?? JEALOUS?? NEVER-