HEY KIDS, STEP RIGHT UP TO THE MYSTERY SHACK! 15 BUCKS A PERSON!

Welcome to Gravity Falls, the weirdest place on the planet where monsters roam free and the police are easy to fool. Not that I have any experience trying to outrun police, of course. Always on the safe side of the law. 

I have 2 twin great niblings, Mabel & Dipper, who come & stay over summer vacation, as well as my nerdy twin brother, Stanford. Wendy & Soos help me run the Mystery Shack. I have to get onto them sometimes about not workin', & warnin' Dipstick to stay out of trouble, but they're good kids.

Still waitin' for Poindexter to say thank you. Little ingrate.

REMEMBER, WE PUT THE "FUN" IN "NO REFUNDS!"

Mabel:  @MabelPines_13
Dipper: @DipperPines_13
Ford: @Stanfordx
Bill: @X_Bill-Cipher_X
Wendy: @-Woods-
Soos: 

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"Hey, wanna here a joke? Ok - here goes! My ex wife still misses me ... 
BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!!
HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!!
Ya see, it's - it's funny because marriage is terrible."

"I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Where is it? Show me the object of ridicule!"

"Well, I can always count on you for a warm welcome."

"I ate it, because I have little to no concern for other people's possessions or emotions."

"That's just the natural order. It's not my fault your pig's potentially delicious."

"My one and only dream - which was to possess money - has come true!"

"Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?"

"Ah! It's the tax collector! You found me!"

"Go to the golf course after dark, you say? I dunno. We'd have to break in and JUST KIDDING LET'S BREAK IN!!"

"See? Between me and him I'm not always the bad twin."

"Uh, do you have a license for being totally lame?"

"Everything I've worked for, everything I care about - it's all for this family."

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