Hey there, I have ascended, so be honored by my presence. And that's all you get for now. I'm a very lazy person, so I won't write very often, but when I do, in fact find my muse, you are in for a ride.  

English is not my first language, so I apologize for the mistakes I will make in advance. If you're feeling utmost generous- or extremely offended, you can point them out for me and I will erase them. 

That's it for now. Maybe I will add more to my profile, when I have actually written stuff - or not, after all I'm still lazy as fuck. 
~ Sammy