I have a plan. Just like every 'bad guy.' But my plan is different. Why? Because my plan is going to work! I guarantee it... 
Just as long as I get all of the funds for the evil plan from that Kick-Starter I made last month. 

Hey! Being evil isn't cheap, you know!

Feel free to share your dastardly deeds and profane plans with me.

• Evil Overlord, certified by my Mom.

If you want to PM me, PM me. I can usually talk if one wished to engage in conversation.