If a good book can be like a good friend then  H a n k   the   C o w d o g  i s   l i k e   a   g o o d   d o g .  

My dream is to play Hank in the Netflix live-action remake of Hank the Cowdog with the guy from Rooster Teeth playing Drover. We investigate murders just like paw patrol refuses to do. 

"A dog gotta do what a dog gotta do,"
 
~ Hank, me, probably, as I ruin my friendship 
with Drover, and honor as a security chief,
as I pull a House of Cards, totes Kevin
Spacey, and begin to sexually exploit 
his quest for power.

 "When time marches on, it steps on you nose and tail--"