How to get to  Narnia, Wonderland. 

Enter into the cave of man eating lollipops, then turn right going down to the meadow of the 3 horned unicorns, but beware these unicorns will capture you if you get to close. Once you've made it through the meadow, follow the river of hope to the cavern of the frost trolls that love to sing and dance, try not to linger or you'll never leave. Then exit out into the open into the grassy planes of the leprechauns, travel about three miles and you'll reach the city of flesh eating demons. And finally once you've made it through the city, just cross over to the other side of the rainbow river and bam you're in Narnia, Wonderland. 


Yes I'm serious... No I'm not on drugs.... Yes, I know I'm crazy... Mwuahahahahahaha -runs around dressed as a unicorn-