EVERYTHING WRONG WITH STORYSINS IN 400 WORDS OR LESS:

SPOILERS!
(DUH)

They refer to themselves in third person. *Ding!*

They are not CinemaSins, no matter how much they wish they were. *Ding!*

Instead of movies, brands and music videos, they criticise... Wattpad stories, because no one else was doing it. *Ding!* 

To all those saying this is a hate account, StorySins frequently give sins to books they LIKE, which when you think about it is actually WORSE. *Ding!*

They got thrown out of Candor faction... for being too honest. *Ding!*

They think they are The Hero Wattpad Deserves Right Now or some sh*t. *Ding!*

They are in fact a two-mouthed parasitic creature that feeds on hate, yet they will follow pretty much anyone who says something nice about them. Inconsistent much? *Ding!*

They are writing this at work, instead of working. *Ding!* 

They once compared Jeremy Scott (the stunningly handsome creator of CinemaSins) to legendary film critic Roger Ebert, just to make a point. *Ding!*

And that point was that no one has to be a filmmaker to critique movies, which StorySins uses all the time to justify mocking people's stories despite never having published any of their own. *Ding!* 

But they HAVE written stories. They just haven't published them, which is MUCH WORSE. *Ding!*

How is it worse you ask? It just is, okay. *Ding!* 

They couldn't even be bothered to finish their bio, for like a month. *Ding!*

They don't even ask permission to sin people's stories. *Ding!*

They think the "If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission." quote actually applies here. I know right? *Ding!*

BONUS ROUND --
ONE SIN FOR EVERY FANGIRL STORYSINS HAS PISSED OFF
(Super Mario invincibility music starts playing.)

*Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!...*

WARNING: SIN OVERLOAD

Total Sin Tally: 41005703
Sentence: HELL