I love discussing world domination and sleeping in on weekends. I could talk for hours about my plans once I become earth's first tyrant. I love reading and math, you know, the building blocks of every good world domination platform. 



My years of public school learning have taught me many useful torture methods such as forcing students to sit through dull lectures on the Song Dynasty or making them recite poetry.



Now I am just biding my time until I have amassed an army great enough to become Supreme World Leader.