This whole account is one gigantic cringe fest but to be honest I don't really care.
Please, please, with a cherry on top, don't read Got Any Cheesecake. It is an abhorrent pile of crap that I wrote when I was twelve, and I want to delete it every time I see it, but unfortunately, it's got a lot of reads, and I'm very shallow like that.
Come to think of it, the frerard oneshots aren't much better, but at least it's blindingly apparent that they're supposed to be a joke (I mean I say it like every other chapter so).